So I flew back to my home town of Woodbine, MD yesterday from school out in Boulder, CO and I knew I was in for a treat. My brother picks me up from the airport at BWI and we decide to head straight to the bars. We travel to Old Ellicott City and I end up getting denied at the bar because the stupid bouncer won’t accept my Colorado ID (which got me on a federal flight out here). Its a good thing I got denied at the bar because my neighbors who were inside ended up getting into a fight….an all chick fight-and this is how it was explained to me:
A girl who was at the bar was getting eyed by another chick across the room, and I guess they had a history from some altercation that had happened months ago at her school (Towson University). The girl across the room started rushing the girl at the bar in full fledged linebacker style and in efforts to stop the tackle the girl at the bar put her hand out like a crossing guard at an elementary school, the only thing she was missing was the stop sign… Anyway the girl at the bars friend tries to intercede only to be ripped by her hair down the floor and pummeled in the face on the bar floor til blood was running down her face like a sieve. Two more girls join in the hair pulling face bashing frenzy and the fight was now a full out brawl with all the hair ripping and face bashing any man could ask for….So I’m glad I didn’t get in the bar because I might of ended up getting arrested and thrown in jail on the eve of thanksgiving, but at least I got a first hand account…from the original girl at the bar (my neighbors little sister.)
So my night ended up being a very drunk one, and Im upset I missed the sweetest chick brawl of the year, but I did get hit on by a slammin hot girl…who came up to me believe it or not at the bar. Although I’ll never see her again it boosted my confidence and to all girls out there….coming up to any guy and talking to him makes you a million times sexier, at least in my book…. SO that was my night last night, Im sitting on the couch waiting for my mother to cut the turkey, and updating my blog because there is really nothing else to do…….anyway from Woodbine, Maryland :: Over and Out..
~Andy
Mmmm….turkey is ready
